i'd like to file a complaint

so i was looking at the Horrible/VoiceActing section of TvTropes and i come upon this;

"No matter your opinion on Super Smash Bros. Crusade, it's easy to agree that Porky's voice acting was done abysmally - he sounds as if he has a perpetual cold, not to mention that he speaks in long sentences whenever he activates one of his highly spammable attacks:"

my complaint is why porky and not geno

seriously troper, get your priorities straight 

Hey, a mention's a mention.

There's no bad publicity; only publicity people.

There is bad publicity: Justin Bieber!

Honestly, JB isn't a bad singer, he just gets a really, really bad rep for how huge of a fanbase he has.

Well fuck them.

I think you did a great job Golden
These people expected an obese literal pig man to sound like Sean Connery or something

I also would like to file a complain:
Roy Eliwood is not playable in Crusade!
If you don't believe, I can proof it, because I have Evidence.zip!

.....they couldn't even get the lines right.

"Go, my pretty! Go, my pretty! Go, my pretty! Go, my pretty! Why yes, I can see you! Go my pretty! Spankity spankity spankity!"

When the bloody Hell have I said "Why yes, I can see you!"? And it's "Fly, my pretty!", a reference to Wizard of Oz.
The troper's a damn retard.

It's not "Fly, my pretty."
It's "Fly, my friend. *coughs*"

TrinitroMan wrote:

It's not "Fly, my pretty."
It's "Fly, my friend. *coughs*"

You're literally telling the guy that VOICED Porky he's wrong about the voiceclip he's recorded.

.....might want to rethink that.

TrinitroMan wrote:

I also would like to file a complain:
Roy Eliwood is not playable in Crusade!
If you don't believe, I can proof it, because I have Evidence.zip!

A complaint that will never get appealed.

DestinyIntwined wrote:

Honestly, JB isn't a bad singer, he just gets a really, really bad rep for how huge of a fanbase he has.

I was thinking it's because of his various crimes and comments but alright lol

TrinitroMan wrote:

It's not "Fly, my pretty."
It's "Fly, my friend. *coughs*"

You need to get your ears checked, son.

A MILLION YEARS ALREADY???

and I worked so hard getting the worst voice actor of the millennium award

Another complain I have is that Anna from Shimoneta is not playable.
I want to give my opponents some cookies!

Golden should do some VO of some Porky's lines in MOTHER 3.

Would be a fun watch.

Another complain I have is about Nikki's victory theme in Super Mario Maker.
Then again, I never had the fortune to use Swapnote, soooooooo...

AEM wrote:

Golden should do some VO of some Porky's lines in MOTHER 3.

Would be a fun watch.

I suppose I could try.