1. If a topic is more than 10 days old, DO NOT BUMP IT.
2. If you're going to introduce yourself, say at least one thing about you that you find interesting enough to share.
3. Don't make "I'm going to leave for a while" or "hey I'm back from [insert name of place without internet here]" threads. That's what the "I'm Leaving/I'm Back" thread is for.