How would you survive the purge

So me and my friends were talking about the purge. One guy said I would never survive. Well, here's my plan.
1) Get nerf guns from friends house and tem up with friend: I know this sounds crazy, but stay with me now
2) Go to an abandoned music shop: Get mini speaker with super loud sound, big speaker with super loud sound, ipod, aux cords. Again, stay with me
3) Go to junkyard: get wheels, wood, tools and nails, string.
4) Build dubstep gun: Attach ipod to side of nerf gun, integrate mini speaker to the front of nerf gun, connect aux cord from ipod to mini speaker, use string to make the trigger pull activate play button.
5) Build Bass cannon: Use wood to make a tall box, attach big speaker to end of box, tie laptop at the back of the box so it won't fall of , connect computer to big speaker, , connect controller to laptop, put wheels at the bottom of box to push it around.
6) Put on head phones and then play drop the bass on bass cannon and dubstep gun, people will get killed or at least stay away from you because of the loud dubstep.
7) Put nails in nerf bullets and make spiky nerf bullets, shoot people who are distracted by the music
foolproof plan

Move to Canada. Problem solved.

SS_Maeweather wrote:

Move to Canada. Problem solved.

Rofl *Gets on moving truck

SS_Maeweather wrote:

Move to Canada. Problem solved.

problem created: either go south towards the major metro areas like toronto, ottawa and montreal which will, if not already destroyed from the blast, will kill you in a matter of years from radiation poisoning

or go up north where it costs $30 for a potato and everyone heats their log house with a skidoo motor

or go to the prairies which will probably be torn by civil war in a mad max-esque rat race for oil & other natural resources

so i guess the only way to survive in canada is to take a boat to newfoundland and chill with the fishermen

your goth gf wrote:

so i guess the only way to survive in canada is to take a boat to newfoundland and chill with the fishermen

Meh, I can live with that :/

New solution:
Step 1) Locate Atlantis
Step 2) Live in Atlantis
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit

idk what to think anymore. I honestly could't survive a purge.