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| Subject: Star Wars Episode VII Spoiler Thread (YE BE WARNED!) Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:17 pm | |
| Here's the thread for all of the Star Wars spoilers, do not read any further if you wish to go in without knowing anything. STILL USE SPOILER TAGS, SERIOUSLY - Spoiler:
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Okay firstly, the film is very good. Star Wars is back to full form with this new movie.
My only quibbles with the movie were that a few character were incredibly underused, R2-D2 and Captain Phasma barely got any screentime, and there is little to no chance of seeing Phasma return as the last we saw her, she was going to be thrown into a trash compactor by Han Solo shortly before Starkiller Base blew up.
I am not sold on the design of Snoke either, he is pretty obviously CGI and looks an awful lot like Lord Voldermort. I guarantee that by New Year he will be referred to as "Space Voldermort".
There were the fair number of major events too, we now know Luke tried to resurrect the Jedi Order, only to have it brought down by one rogue pupil (Presumably Kylo Ren). Because of this Luke has gone hunting for the first Jedi Temple and has been missing for years, the main driving force of the characters is a map that supposedly holds Luke's location. As many people have speculated, Kylo Ren's true name is Ben Solo, the son of Han and Leia (Which is revealed pretty unceremoniously during a scene between Kylo and Snoke). Leia entrusts Han to bring Ben back, however this leads to the most spoileriffic scene. Han appears to convince Ben to return, however Ben instead uses his lightsaber to kill Han in cold blood. We still don't know much about the lineage of Finn and Rey, however we know that Rey is force sensitive, and her lineage is heavily implied to have meaning. After Han is killed Finn and Rey attempt to escape, pursued by Kylo Ren, Finn tries to fight using the lightsaber however is is quickly brought down (But not killed). Rey quickly grabs the lightsaber and manages to bring Kylo down before being separated by a massive earthquake, causing her to flee with Finn and Chewie.
As for Luke, he does not have any lines in the film. The map that BB-8 has that leads to him is only one piece of the puzzle, however it is revealed that R2 has been buliding the rest of the map in secret while in low-power mode for years. Chewie and Rey travel to the spot on the map and find Luke on a small island, Rey hands him his lightsaber and before he can react the credits roll.
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| Subject: Re: Star Wars Episode VII Spoiler Thread (YE BE WARNED!) Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:54 pm | |
| Thanks for spoiling me, Ganon. |
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