The Days of December

On the first day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
A crusader played Crusade all night long

On the second day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the second day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Tingle dies a painful death,
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the fourth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death (Wow, Gruesome. This was supposed to be a 12 days of Christmas thing)
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the fifth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Dustination confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death (It's gruesome because I hate Tingle from the bottom of my heart)
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long[/quote]

On the sixth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the sixth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long[/quote]

On the seventh day of December
Amidst the Crusade crowd
A small line here got censored
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust confirms Vegeta!
The crusaders bring new ideas
The OP had enough
And a crusader played crusade all night long.

(Please do not add anymore lines like the 7th and 2nd they will get censored, please replace them with clean lines that aren't dirty, gruesome, or otherwise wrong. This is based on a Christmas song, not the dark side of the internet's fan fictions)

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
DestinyIntwined is a dictator
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
The Op got quite annoyed
At the commenter who's ears were void
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust confirms Vegeta
The Crusaders brought new ideas
Censorship was started then
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
DestinyIntwined is a dictator
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

I can go on and on and on! Give up already!

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
The Op got quite annoyed
At the commenter who's ears were void
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust confirms Vegeta
The Crusaders brought new ideas
Censorship was started then
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

Never!!

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
DestinyIntwined is a dictator
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

I told you that I can go on and on and on.

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
The Op got quite annoyed
At the commenter who's ears were void
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust confirms Vegeta
The Crusaders brought new ideas
Censorship was started then
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

So can I

On the eighth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
DestinyIntwined is a dictator
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta!! (I changed it to go along with Five Golden Rings! from the original song.)
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

Good to know that you are stubborn. I bet we will continue this until we reach the 31st December!

On the Ninth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Life bars go up and down
48 Characters and 49 soon
v9.1 is getting hyped
Each character and stage gets remade
Dust Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
A story mode was saught after
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

There replaced them

On the Tenth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Bayonetta's booty is swiggity-swooty
Life bars go up and down
DestinyIntwined is a dictator
Lenny delivers the load to Leona ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dustination Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

I feel this is a perfect example of how to easily raise your post count

Maybe I should start posting 5 spam threads a week. My post count is incredibly low for someone who's been here for two years.

eris27100 wrote:

I feel this is a perfect example of how to easily raise your post count

ikr
I would have posted much less if DestinyIntwined wouldn't have been a censoring dictator.

Christmas Song
CHRISTMAS song
CHRISTMAS SONG!

I'm just gonna censor slightly now, my name is gonna be taken out, and load is gonna be replaced with bomb. Also for the next lines please keep it clean and stick with crusade characters

On the Tenth day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Bayonetta's booty is swiggity-swooty
Life bars go up and down
Porky is a dictator
Lenny delivers the bomb to Leona
Each character and stage gets remade
Dustination Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the Eleventh day of December
Amidst the Crusade group
Parappa will not be playable in this (another reference to this forum and Crusade)
Bayonetta's booty is swiggity-swooty
Life bars go up and down
Porky gives Spankety Spankety (Yes, that's an actual quote from Crusade)
Lenny delivers the load to Leona (that's a reference to a shitpost in this forum and it only works unmodified)
Each character and stage gets remade
Dustination Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

I'm okay with this, at least you explained it.

On the twelfth day of December
Amidst the Crusade crowd
Half way through the song possibly
Parappa will not be playable in this (another reference to this forum and Crusade)
Bayonetta's booty is swiggity-swooty
Life bars go up and down
Porky gives Spankety Spankety
Lenny delivers the load to Leona
Each character and stage gets remade
Dustination Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

On the twelfth day of December
Amidst the Crusade crowd
Mario's FLUDD is not useless (a reference to how the Crusade devs like Perfect Hell continously think that Mario's FLUDD is completely useless although it is NOT)
Half way through the song possibly
Parappa will not be playable in this (another reference to this forum and Crusade)
Bayonetta's booty is swiggity-swooty
Life bars go up and down
Porky gives Spankety Spankety
Lenny delivers the load to Leona
Each character and stage gets remade
Dustination Confirms Vegeta
The crusaders brought new ideas
Tingle dies a painful death
Saki was trained by him
And a crusader played crusade all night long

fuark

Quote :

(a reference to how the Crusade devs like Perfect Hell continously think that Mario's FLUDD is completely useless although it is NOT)

Hey, I'm right!
FLUDD is a perfect tool for gimping. And Mario's only tool for gimping.
And besides, if you guys want Mario Tornado due to its recovery, just make Mario use the hover noozle as a mid-air Down Special that can spike-gimp with the water currents.