Ways to Die

1. Trip on your cat and get impaled by a pencil
2. Attempt to eat a wolf while it's still alive
3. Tripping off of a rainbow
4. Getting struck by lightning
5. Really loud thunder
6. Getting struck by lightning and listening to really loud thunder
7. Choking on a Pop Tart
8. Sleeping and not waking up
9. Getting stung by a scorpion
10. A really big scorpion
11. Like bigger than your house
12. Elephant marching band
13. Staying on Floor 13 for too long
14. Drinking too much poison
15. Drinking some strong poison
16. Being close to really strong poison
17. Being Julius Caesar when he got killed
18. Ninja Penguin Assassin trying to kill you
19. Drowning
20. Being set on fire
21. Drowning while on fire
22. Falling off of a cliff
23. Getting stabbed by a knife
24. Getting stabbed by a fork
25. Getting stabbed by a spoon
26. Getting stabbed by a spork
27. Reading
28. Writing
29. Reading and Writing
30. That means you're dead
31. I'm dead too
32.
33. Creepypasta or something
34. Death by Penguins
35. Too many chins
36. Asking people for opinions
37. Sharing your opinion
38. Sharing your opinion on the Internet
39. Omega Tiger Woods
40. Contemplating life

41. Obnoxious FNAF Fans
42. Obnoxious Undertale Fans
43. Any other Fandoms
44. Fans
45. The other kind of fans
46. Choking on your own hair
47. Choking on someone else's hair
48. Lasers
49. Sharks
50. Laser Sharks
51. Drowning in your own tears
52. McDonald's
53. Burger King
54. KFC
55. Riding off into the sunset
56. Being on the moon
57. Clowns
58. Clown Strife
59. amiibo
60. Metroid Prime Federation Force
61.
62. lmao
63. Ghosts
64. Poltergeists
65. Spirits
66. Toast
67. Mostly Ghostly Toast
68. Explosive Pies
69. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
70. Supporting Grandma

Don't worry guys it's a work in progress, there are still plenty more ways to die
You can help if you want!

Another rotten way to die: Bo Rai Cho's Fatal Flatulence Fatality

Be edgehog'd.

Getting your medium drink up-sized to a large without your permission.

Eating a "choc-chip" cookie that has raisins instead.

stubbing your toe

Another one: When you realise they is no point to live

Getting Cancer from Fnaf fans

TRIGGER anyone from a fandom

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Braystar wrote:

TRIGGER anyone from a fandom

[TypicalSonicFanboy]What do you mean "Sonic Adventure 2 was a bad game"?! Sonic Adventure 2 was perfection! And Sonic 4 is some real Dimps trash![/TypicalSonicFanboy]

To be fair, though, Sonic 4 does have problems.

TrinitroMan wrote:

Braystar wrote:

TRIGGER anyone from a fandom

[TypicalSonicFanboy]What do you mean "Sonic Adventure 2 was a bad game"?! Sonic Adventure 2 was perfection! And Sonic 4 is some real Dimps trash![/TypicalSonicFanboy]

To be fair, though, Sonic 4 does have problems.

This is so true, and I am a HUGE Sonic fan.

Wait there was a Sonic 4?

I'm just going to tell you no so you don't go looking for it

Cuz you won't find anything

I just looked it up, it was episodic?

I just told you to not look it up

How could you disobey me

Disobeying Steve is punishable by death!

Sonic 4 was meh

I know I'm late but real life lol at Omega Tiger Woods