Yes I know the problem. Do not call me out on it.
standard attack: Powerglove Punch
Side tilt: Zapper Pistolwhip
side smash: Cuss (The Nerd says a swear word and the word appears)
down tilt: low kick
down smash: NES cart slam
up tilt: head butt
up smash: Powerglove uppercut
standard special: Zapper shot
side special: Beer throw
down special: rollin' on the Rolling Rocker
up special: Bugs Bunny Boost (he throws Bugs down to gain extra height)
Final Smash: Super Nerd and Super Mecha Death Christ: the Nerd gets all euipped in his Nintendo excessaries (Laserscope, U-Force, Power Pad, Superscope) and teams up with SMDC and they go around on screen basically destroy everything.
I know a lot has been taken from the Nerd's show insstead of the game, but can we get a mighty F*CKBALLS if we want him in the game?
F*CKBALLS!