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M0v3l15t f0r n00bs:
Side Tilt: Standing Hard Kick
Dash Normal: Slashtru
Down Tilt: Double Slap from Down Under
Side Smash: IMMA POKE YOU REALLY HARD
Up Smash: Anti-Air IMMA POKE YOU REALLY HARD
Down Smash: UWARABA SMASH!!!
Neutral Special: Shining Stars For You Too See
Side Special: The Back'ander
Up Special: Amiba's Reaction To Obama's Victory
Down Special: Shang Tsung AI Omegapsycho style
->Side+B: STEP ASIDE
->Up+B: Kotick's Pizzeria
->B/Down+B: I just don't care anymore
Final Smash: Duke Nukem Forever as it should had been