I heard there was a ocean pun in here...

But I don't sea any.

I'm ogre and done with puns.

WHUT R YA DUIN EN MAH SWOMP!!!11!!!!1!

Am I the only one who thinks Shrek's Super Slam model looks a bit feminine?

Spoiler:

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
 
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
 
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
 
[Chorus:]
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
 
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
 
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
 
[Chorus 2x]
 
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
 
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
 
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
 
[Chorus]
 
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

HypeConduit wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks Shrek's Super Slam model looks a bit feminine?

Spoiler:

The stance is just sort of awkward

Guys stop with the Shrek puns. They're shreking this thread apart.

Gamey DJ wrote:

Guys stop with the Shrek puns. They're shreking this thread apart.

that's a new one

Mario is still racist against monkeys the bastard

she shells sea cells by the shea sore

StayPuft wrote:

The stance is just sort of awkward

No, but the eyes and mouth. They look really off..

HypeConduit wrote:

StayPuft wrote:

The stance is just sort of awkward

No, but the eyes and mouth. They look really off..

Shrek is perfection! How dare you!?

HypeConduit wrote:

StayPuft wrote:

The stance is just sort of awkward

No, but the eyes and mouth. They look really off..

It's a model made for things like the PS2 and Gamecube what do you expect

Who in here (except Cmill) has a 3DS?

I had one but I ate it

Silly SP, 3DS are for kids.