His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:46 am
Slob on my knob Like corn on the cob Check in with me, and do your job Lay on the bed, and give me head Don't have to ask, don't have to beg Juicy is my name Sex is my game Let's call the boys, let's run a train Squeeze on my nuts Lick on my butt The natural curly hair, please don't touch First find a mate Second find a place Third find a bag, to hide the ho face Real name Rover I said bend over I started to knock, then came the odor Smelled like mush Shouldn't had a woosh Told her to stop, and take a dush While she did that I didn't want the cat So I vamped out and never came back
rexos Level 5 CPU
300
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:34 am
lain is cute as fuck
C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:58 am
ReXos wrote:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's vomit on his spaghetti already Mom's Spaghetti....
GigaPichu
3392
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:01 am
magik got no class his ass is grass his sass is crass ill break his jaw like glass
C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:02 am
madam im adam Level 5 CPU
472
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:08 am
I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me I'll never tell I looked at you as it fell And now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way
Your stare was holding Ripped jeans Skin was showing Hot night Wind was blowing Where you think you're going baby?
Hey I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me maybe It's hard to look right at you baby But here's my number So call me maybe
rexos Level 5 CPU
300
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:17 am
you had to post the lyrics of that song
out of all the songs you chose that one
Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:02 am
Enough with the battles I say What are you aiming to prove mate? Hey I'm more badass than Person A also Person B is fake and gay. You'd make a profit selling your rhymes to Lil' Wayne.
Oh trust me I'm a real OG. Just look at all those prostitutes that my money and my dick. When you see me in the club you better go, wassup G? Wassup dawg? And give me a five or else I'll dish you with my raps like a five year old. It's a brainwashed art, gone from expressing hardships of life to bragging for having money and being high.
I wear more chains than the bacteria in my body. I murder the english language bro, watch out and call me Wally. We only got one stock in this place. So let's make sure we don't go through the blast line in vain.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:55 pm
Slissith wrote:
It's a brainwashed art, gone from expressing hardships of life to bragging for having money and being high.
hip hop about hoes and lean is objectively the best
rexos Level 5 CPU
300
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:48 pm
eww why would i want to see your dick gross
Smash King Smash King
8744 EJ88201
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:15 am
Welp, since I'm here and need to brush off some rust......
Black Magik why bother to make this thread. That is asking for someone to lay you dead. They call you Crimson cause your face goes red Choking on words, not smart thing to be said.
Rexos cant walk one block, none the less 8-miles. A Grammy verse wont save him, he has a hate bio. Dont mimic others cause it makes you straight vile. Quoting other men as if your building a gay file.
Bro go blow toes of a broke ho. Till it goes down slow to the vocal. For every three or six of the locals. Plus freeloaders, bums and the hobos.
C_Mill, your nothing more than a free kill. Keep still or get tossed down a peak hill. I rip Giga's limbs like a gingerbread man. Got Generic running fast like big black van.
I'm the reason why Sliss looks like his avatar. Bombs away, blown away and he's passing far. His skin burned off, his remains smell like caviar. Hit the ground, smash down like a crashing stars
rexos Level 5 CPU
300
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:51 am
[quote="Smash King"]Rexos cant walk one block, none the less 8-miles. A Grammy verse wont save him, he has a hate bio. Dont mimic others cause it makes you straight vile. Quoting other men as if your building a gay file.
[/quote]sk i fucking love you
C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:52 am
Pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a foool with ur pants on the ground with the gold in ur mouth, hat turned side ways pants hit the ground call urself a cool cat lookin like a fool walkin downtown with yo pants on the ground! giddyup hey get ur pants off the ground! lookin like a fool walkin, talkin with ur pants on the ground! giddyup hey get ur pants off the ground! lookin like a fool with ur pants on the ground! gold in the mouth, hat turned side ways pants hit the ground call urself a cool cat lookin like a fool walkin, talkin with ur pants on the ground! BOOM down with yo pants on the ground! Lookin like a foool with ur pants on the ground! with the gold in ur mouth hat turned sideways pants on the ground call urself a cool cat!!!
~Jazzy~ Level 2 CPU
20
Subject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:35 pm
Good job SK, what a wonderful pattern. Your brain exceeds mine. kinda like Mr. Saturn. You're kinda special, but it's good so far. I think imma give you an extra gold star.
Seriously, you were doin fine. I just had to cut in and put you back in line. I don't wanna hurt you, but you're asking for the pain. Take some tips from kev hart, get back up in your lane.