The Afterlife

Welp, probably much like you gentlemen, I am dead. Fodder for the boundless inferno consuming our fair plant, my ashes irradiated from the nuclear fallout courtesy of World War 3, and subsequently buried under a meteor the size of Australia, which rests at the bottom of our newest ocean entitled "The Gaian Sea" that covers 99.9% of the earth's surface (the inferno and the floods are working in conjunction for this one event).

By the way, any of you catch that giant flying snake that showed up just before the invasion armada?



That's a badass snake.

Anyway, just wondering how the afterlife is going for the rest of you.

It's pretty nice, the cake was a lie though.

everything is exactly the same as it was before.

I have to say it has pissed me off a bit

the homestucks have a vip section in hell
holla

I can still access this while being dead?

Cubchoo wrote:

I can still access this while being dead?

Yeah, go figure. Hell's got google fiber. I'm getting waaaaay more kb/sec than I ever did when I was alive.

Though, the cenobites get kindof annoying. Really difficult to type with meat hooks impaling your palms.

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

I can still access this while being dead?

Yeah, go figure. Hell's got google fiber. I'm getting waaaaay more kb/sec than I ever did when I was alive.

Though, the cenobites get kindof annoying. Really difficult to type with meat hooks impaling your palms.

Sucks where you are. Where I am, I still look human, clean, and not bleeding all over the place. Plus the climate is perfect.

hell is really hot up in here guys

Cubchoo wrote:

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

I can still access this while being dead?

Yeah, go figure. Hell's got google fiber. I'm getting waaaaay more kb/sec than I ever did when I was alive.

Though, the cenobites get kindof annoying. Really difficult to type with meat hooks impaling your palms.

Sucks where you are. Where I am, I still look human, clean, and not bleeding all over the place. Plus the climate is perfect.

But I bet the ISP sucks.

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

I can still access this while being dead?

Yeah, go figure. Hell's got google fiber. I'm getting waaaaay more kb/sec than I ever did when I was alive.

Though, the cenobites get kindof annoying. Really difficult to type with meat hooks impaling your palms.

Sucks where you are. Where I am, I still look human, clean, and not bleeding all over the place. Plus the climate is perfect.

But I bet the ISP sucks.

No, actually it's great.

Cubchoo wrote:

No, actually it's great.

Damn. And you don't have to be tortured or anything?

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

No, actually it's great.

Damn. And you don't have to be tortured or anything?

Not at all. Where I'm at, it's all clean and organized. Plus, everything is free. I don't even have to pay the bill for the internet or anything. I'm living the afterlife.

genericforumname1 wrote:

the homestucks have a vip section in hell
holla

will there be qts there

indeed

also cmill you must have ended up in purgatory or something

genericforumname1 wrote:

indeed

also cmill you must have ended up in purgatory or something

Yeah. I apparently didn't deserve to go to hell. I was in hell for a little bit but then they relocated me to purgatory. I think there wasn't enough room in there.

Cubchoo wrote:

genericforumname1 wrote:

indeed

also cmill you must have ended up in purgatory or something

Yeah. I apparently didn't deserve to go to hell. I was in hell for a little bit but then they relocated me to purgatory. I think there wasn't enough room in there.

Give a shout out to Socrates for me.

can't believe we're still on this

Sorcedude wrote:

Cubchoo wrote:

genericforumname1 wrote:

indeed

also cmill you must have ended up in purgatory or something

Yeah. I apparently didn't deserve to go to hell. I was in hell for a little bit but then they relocated me to purgatory. I think there wasn't enough room in there.

Give a shout out to Socrates for me.

Okay, but every time I talk to him, he just asks questions.

stop ignoring me

Spoiler:

In addition to that, my hell is not burning.....it's freezing.

So hard to type with these frostbitten hands.

MenacingRelic98 wrote:

Spoiler:

In addition to that, my hell is not burning.....it's freezing.

So hard to type with these frostbitten hands.

...are you in Michigan?

yall dont love me

There's a shortage of chairs where I'm at

MenacingRelic98 wrote:

In addition to that, my hell is not burning.....it's freezing.

So hard to type with these frostbitten hands.

Damn bro, they stuck you down THERE? What did you do?!

MenacingRelic98 wrote:

Spoiler:

In addition to that, my hell is not burning.....it's freezing.

So hard to type with these frostbitten hands.

You, sir, are awesome. \m/

I am also writing this from the afterlife. Not sure where exactly I am, but there's flames and fire and burning everywhere... sweet.

Sorcedude wrote:

MenacingRelic98 wrote:

In addition to that, my hell is not burning.....it's freezing.

So hard to type with these frostbitten hands.

Damn bro, they stuck you down THERE? What did you do?!

I'm not sure....

Also, @Earthgirl95, thank you for the compliment!

@MenacingRelic98, you are quite welcome lol i love Avenged Sevenfold.

wow cuties thanks for giving me more incentive to ship this

Do what you want, I decided I don't care.