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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 6:15 am



Why did Sonic go to the doctor?
Because he had the runs.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 6:18 am

Q: What happened to Charmy after he keept annoying Vector?

A: He got BEEt up
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 6:24 am

Q: What does Sonic call breakfast?
A: JUICE AND JAM TIME
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 6:42 am

Q: What side do you always pick when you flip a coin?

A: Tails
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 8:28 am

Kzinssie wrote:
i dont get why people even get on trinitro so much, hes not that awful

also this is a forum where destinyintwined exists

Hey!
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 8:47 am

Kzinssie wrote:
i dont get why people even get on trinitro so much, hes not that awful
I joined around Christmas, so I guess I have been here for a bit. That said, I also don't see why people hate Trinitro so much. Unless he did something I wasn't here for.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 9:04 am

I was a little too harsh on some people, but that's a thing of the past at this point, and I just don't understand why people keep on bringing this up...
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 10:05 am

TrinitroMan wrote:
I was a little too harsh on some people, but that's a thing of the past at this point, and I just don't understand why people keep on bringing this up...

Even I don't bash on him that much anymore I occasionally will bring up, a certain gif, but he has grown up
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 04, 2016 12:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Thu May 05, 2016 11:32 pm

Ey guys, what did Froggy say to Big the Cat after he rescued him from Chaos-6 in Sonic Adventure?

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do you get it ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Fri May 06, 2016 12:09 am

Dude, can I have that weed you're smoking? Because that isn't really funny unless you're stoned.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Fri May 06, 2016 12:51 pm

Don't worry, the quality of the weed I smoke lies somewhere in the Mushroom Hill Zone.

Hah, get it?

Also, Blaze has her birthday on 4/20.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sun May 08, 2016 6:30 am

What was Sonic's reaction after he collected 100 rings in the Special Stages?

He got Blue Balls.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sun May 08, 2016 6:52 am

In an alternate version of SA1's first daylight cutscene, Tails is flying his Chaos Emerald-powered plane. Something goes wrong over Emerald Coast, causing Tails and his plane to be warped to the distant future. He finds himself in a vast desert, with little vegetation, and without a functioning aircraft. The ruins of Station Square are decaying all around him, the hot sun nearly whiting out the wilderness.

Mr. Prower explores the ruins. For hours, he traverses toppled buildings, dented houses, decrepit streets. Finally, in the former hotel, he finds buckets of what appears to be collected rainwater. He realizes that there must be survivors nearby, and is cautious with his trips to their outpost over the next few days. He survives off what little vegetation grows near the shade of the buildings as he tries to figure out how to escape this predicament, and possibly find the Chaos Emerald.

A few days later, Tails searches what used to be the coastline. All of a sudden, a creature, his fur as white as the sunbaked sand, appears before him, paralyzing him with strange, telekinetic powers. In his panic, Tails realizes that this must be the other survivor from which he has been stealing water, and begins to apologize. The creature puts him down, and levitates over a bucket from the ruins of the hotel. Recognizing his generosity, Tails thanks his seemingly silent host, and sits down on the remnants of the shoreline.

Several more days pass. Tails and his new friend have wordlessly worked out agreements as to sharing of water and food. But one day, while in the shade of the hotel, near where his blue friend had relaxed who-knows-how-many eons ago, Tails finally decides to try to talk to his new friend again. He asks, "How long have you been here? And why is this place so dry?"

There is silence for a few minutes. Finally, the creature stands, and, his mouth clearly not used to speaking, replies,
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P.S.: Flair checks out.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sun May 08, 2016 9:59 am

tl;dr

What does Sonic do when he hears Eggman's causing trouble?

He springs into action.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sun May 08, 2016 10:09 am

Q: What did Sonic do to Amy last night?

A: He hammered her.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sun May 08, 2016 12:52 pm

What is Knuckles best known for dishing out?

Knuckle Sandwiches
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Mon May 09, 2016 11:17 am

...okay, this is starting to get less like "Terrible Sonic Jokes" and more like "SSBC quotes from SonicRetro's Terrible Sonic Jokes".

...I'm not even mad at this point...

But anyway, here's a new one.

Sega of America decided to make a Sonic reboot. It boomed!

Hah, get it? Because Sonic Boom is shit! Man, I'm so funny...
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Mon May 09, 2016 12:25 pm

This thread sucks

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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Mon May 09, 2016 1:01 pm

And you know what else sucks?

The electric shield, because it sucks in rings! Hah, get it?
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Mon May 09, 2016 1:57 pm

Q: What did Knuckles say to Sonic after he said he would be getting his own game?

A: I can dig it!
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 11, 2016 6:21 am

How does Shadow fight?

Shadow boxing
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Wed May 11, 2016 4:54 pm

what did sonic do when he was hungry

he went to the store like everyone else

it's funny because he's not a human
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Thu May 12, 2016 7:02 am

What did Sonic name his pet dog?

Chillie
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sat May 14, 2016 1:24 pm

How does Eggrobo cross the water?
In an Eggrowboat.
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sat May 14, 2016 4:14 pm

Why cant tails die?

He's too Prowerful
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sat May 14, 2016 5:26 pm

Q: Whats Big's favorite game?

A: Frogger
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PostSubject: Re: Terrible Sonic Jokes   Sat May 14, 2016 7:11 pm

What did Sonic say when he was waist-deep in Sandopolis quicksand?

"I'm waaaading!"
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