AAA-Eye lasers that move from closer to farther. Pew pew pew!
Side Tilt-I pull a pair of scissors out of my shoe and I cut the opposition.
Up tilt-I twirl a mug up in the air.
Down Tilt-I stick half of my body into the ground and flail my legs rapidly.
Dash Attack-I trip and fall.
Side Smash-I poke. Really hard.
Up Smash-My hair turns into a bear-trap and snaps.
Down Smash-I buttpound the ground.
Neutral Aerial-My face grows and then shrinks.
Forward Aerial-My tongue grows giant and I slap with it (gross)
Back Aerial-I pop a party popper...or two...or three...or more than that...
Up Aerial-A monster comes from my stomach and chomps upward.
Down Aerial-I blow a trombone.
Neutral Special-I Call Shotgun!-I shoot a shotgun, but instead of a bullet and explosion comes out. Think cartoons
Side Special-RIP in Peace-Buries you deep in the ground with a gravestone with YOUR name on it!
Up Special-Look Ma! No Hands!-Rocket to the upward ways.
Down Special-Counter Argument-It's like a counter but in the end it doesn't even matter. The opposition will never see it how you see it.