| Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post | |
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SP
3856 cellularSP
| Subject: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:29 am | |
| Charles was walking through the park one day, in the very merry month of May. |
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Mellon Level 5 CPU
344 mellon1111
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:42 pm | |
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HypeConduit Level 6 CPU
873 XMister_RatburnX
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:26 pm | |
| Charles was, sadly, unaware of the imminently fatal tumor lodged in his patella. |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:16 pm | |
| The tumor was part ninja, thus causing Charles' inability to detect the grotesque mass lodged in his patella. |
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SP
3856 cellularSP
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:12 pm | |
| Well this was a mistake, you're all banned |
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Nohrian Sadist
560 cheezetime
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:43 pm | |
| - StayPuft wrote:
- Well this was a mistake, you're all banned
I can't tell, is this part of the story? |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:48 pm | |
| - StayPuft wrote:
- Well this was a mistake, you're all banned
Quit derailing the thread |
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SP
3856 cellularSP
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:26 pm | |
| As StayPuft awoke from his nightmare, he realized that his dream about a man named Charles dying from a tumor and/or heart attack was finally over; little did he realize that darkness was swiftly approaching as the voices inside his head quickly became louder and louder. |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:49 pm | |
| The voice shouted: "DO YOU HAVE ABOUT TREE FIDDY!?" |
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Ganonthegreat
5271 Ganonthegreat
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:39 pm | |
| And that's when he realised, it was the goddamn LOCH-NESS MONSTER! |
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OmegaSteve777 Level 8 CPU
1750
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:07 pm | |
| The Loch-Ness Monster was wearing a tutu and top hat; the monster said to Charles, "BRUH." |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:13 pm | |
| Charles said "I'm not your BRUH, buddy". |
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TSF.Strife Level 3 CPU
93 WulfenGale
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:09 pm | |
| The loch ness monster replied with "Och laddie, ye cannae be saying yer nae ma bruh. I da ken fet yer talkin aboot". |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:45 am | |
| Charles replied with "Sorry Monster-sama. I don't speak japanese. Kawaii <3" |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:03 am | |
| Turns out, the Loch Ness Monster was a monster girl; which was also apparently one of Charles' many fetishes. |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:25 pm | |
| *Screen fades to black while funky music plays* |
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HypeConduit Level 6 CPU
873 XMister_RatburnX
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:57 pm | |
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OmegaSteve777 Level 8 CPU
1750
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:58 pm | |
| Then they turned down the AC. |
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GoldenYuiitusin Level 5 CPU
340
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:49 pm | |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:22 am | |
| 9 moths later Charles was in the hospital, sleeping near the bed of the Loch-Ness Monster who was pregnant with his child. |
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OmegaSteve777 Level 8 CPU
1750
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:04 pm | |
| Then Martin Luther King bust into the hospital room and claimed that he was the best ping-pong player of all-time. |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:51 pm | |
| "You may be the best now..." Charles said boastfully "but my kid will be even better!!!" |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:02 pm | |
| They then made an anime about playing ping pong. |
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TSF.Strife Level 3 CPU
93 WulfenGale
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:28 pm | |
| Then it received negative reviews and the director posted an angry rant about kickstarter.Poo |
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OmegaSteve777 Level 8 CPU
1750
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:18 am | |
| Kickstarter started to become sentient and threw money at people to kill them (and it does in fact kill them). |
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Fennec Level 3 CPU
79 KasaiTheBraixen
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:35 am | |
| One drunk person that was pretending to be a cop ran past all the dead bodies and took all the money that Kickstarter left on the ground. |
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OmegaSteve777 Level 8 CPU
1750
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:57 pm | |
| The money came to life and and became best friends with the drunk |
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HypeConduit Level 6 CPU
873 XMister_RatburnX
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:15 am | |
| "So, ya want sum green stuff??" |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
2072 C-Mill24
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Sun Jun 28, 2015 5:33 pm | |
| The drunk mistook the money as kush and began to smoke it. |
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DemonicGamerAzazel Level 6 CPU
566
| Subject: Re: Let's Write a Story - One Sentence Per Post Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:17 pm | |
| His lungs were now worth more after being infused with money, and the mafia started to come after him.
(Wait, is this thread already dead?) |
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