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Guys, I have homework due at 12 am and I don't want to do it, please motivate me.

Pretend it's homework about Shrek.

Do you really have a reason not to do Shrek homework?

And when you're done, you can reward yourself by watching all 4 Shrek movies. Masturbating is optional.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Think about all the money you're spending to go to school just so you can not do homework

Slissith wrote:

Pretend it's homework about Shrek.

Do you really have a reason not to do Shrek homework?

And when you're done, you can reward yourself by watching all 4 Shrek movies. Masturbating is mandatory.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Fixed that for you

YOU CAAN DO ET! Just act like you're writing your will. But dont cry make it seem like you will die in vain or as a hero for a good cause that everyone will remember you for it. And once you've passed everyone will only remember you for that homework and realize that you were a hard worker and will look up to you for motivation just like you were. Or you could sleep in. Your choice.

Guys, I did it! It was all thanks to you, and Shrek, and Knight Solaire!



EDIT: I should explain, Solaire's involvement came from a similar thread I made on 4chan, where one wise person made a good point by saying Solaire always does his homework. If only I could be so... grossly incandescent...