MercuryHg34
3883
| Subject: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:20 pm | |
| Guys, I have homework due at 12 am and I don't want to do it, please motivate me. |
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Slissith
2277 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
| Subject: Re: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:25 pm | |
| Pretend it's homework about Shrek.
Do you really have a reason not to do Shrek homework?
And when you're done, you can reward yourself by watching all 4 Shrek movies. Masturbating is optional.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. |
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SP
3856 cellularSP
| Subject: Re: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:25 pm | |
| Think about all the money you're spending to go to school just so you can not do homework |
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Dustination
2812 Dustination
| Subject: Re: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:26 pm | |
| - Slissith wrote:
- Pretend it's homework about Shrek.
Do you really have a reason not to do Shrek homework?
And when you're done, you can reward yourself by watching all 4 Shrek movies. Masturbating is mandatory.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Fixed that for you |
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Gamey DJ Level 6 CPU
705 nah
| Subject: Re: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:57 pm | |
| YOU CAAN DO ET! Just act like you're writing your will. But dont cry make it seem like you will die in vain or as a hero for a good cause that everyone will remember you for it. And once you've passed everyone will only remember you for that homework and realize that you were a hard worker and will look up to you for motivation just like you were. Or you could sleep in. Your choice. |
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MercuryHg34
3883
| Subject: Re: Help Sun Oct 12, 2014 9:00 pm | |
| Guys, I did it! It was all thanks to you, and Shrek, and Knight Solaire! EDIT: I should explain, Solaire's involvement came from a similar thread I made on 4chan, where one wise person made a good point by saying Solaire always does his homework. If only I could be so... grossly incandescent... |
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