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~Jazzy~
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PostSubject: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:22 am

Yo yo yo my niggas. It's a brand new rap battle topic.


I kinda miss smashin' kirby.
Remember the thing about the roller derby?

He writes cause he thinks it's me he hurts.
I could write 2 bars and throw him off the curve.
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:03 pm

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:46 am

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I vamped out and never came back
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:34 am

lain is cute as fuck
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:58 am

ReXos wrote:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
There's vomit on his spaghetti already
Mom's Spaghetti....
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:01 am

magik got no class his ass is grass
his sass is crass ill break his jaw like glass
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:02 am

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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:08 am

I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way

I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 9:17 am

you had to post the lyrics of that song 

out of all the songs you chose that one
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:02 am



Enough with the battles I say
What are you aiming to prove mate?
Hey I'm more badass than Person A
also Person B is fake and gay.
You'd make a profit selling your rhymes to Lil' Wayne.

Oh trust me I'm a real OG.
Just look at all those prostitutes that my money and my dick.
When you see me in the club you better go, wassup G? Wassup dawg?
And give me a five or else I'll dish you with my raps like a five year old.
It's a brainwashed art, gone from expressing hardships of life
to bragging for having money and being high.

I wear more chains than the bacteria in my body.
I murder the english language bro, watch out and call me Wally.
We only got one stock in this place.
So let's make sure we don't go through the blast line in vain.

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Your expectations were too simple and downright stupid.
I mean really? "No character will have their testicles hang out"?
Thanks to you, I had to add two new rules.

VultureDuck wrote:
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Jaklub wrote:
Post count ain't gonna raise itself.

Jaklub wrote:
this count down won't be uploaded to youtube, better enjoy it now.

Lego_Shaq wrote:
please dont think im actually racist

SmashBros._L0ver wrote:
fuck you slissith go to hell Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:55 pm

Slissith wrote:
It's a brainwashed art, gone from expressing hardships of life
to bragging for having money and being high.
hip hop about hoes and lean is objectively the best
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:48 pm

eww why would i want to see your dick gross
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:15 am


Welp, since I'm here and need to brush off some rust......


Black Magik why bother to make this thread.
That is asking for someone to lay you dead.
They call you Crimson cause your face goes red
Choking on words, not smart thing to be said.

Rexos cant walk one block, none the less 8-miles.
A Grammy verse wont save him, he has a hate bio.
Dont mimic others cause it makes you straight vile.
Quoting other men as if your building a gay file.

Bro go blow toes of a broke ho.
Till it goes down slow to the vocal.
For every three or six of the locals.
Plus freeloaders, bums and the hobos.

C_Mill, your nothing more than a free kill.
Keep still or get tossed down a peak hill.
I rip Giga's limbs like a gingerbread man.
Got Generic running fast like big black van.

I'm the reason why Sliss looks like his avatar.
Bombs away, blown away and he's passing far.
His skin burned off, his remains smell like caviar.
Hit the ground, smash down like a crashing stars



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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:51 am

[quote="Smash King"]Rexos cant walk one block, none the less 8-miles.
A Grammy verse wont save him, he has a hate bio.
Dont mimic others cause it makes you straight vile.
Quoting other men as if your building a gay file.



[/quote]sk i fucking love you
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sun Dec 01, 2013 11:52 am

Pants on the ground
pants on the ground
lookin like a foool with ur pants on the ground
with the gold in ur mouth, hat turned side ways
pants hit the ground
call urself a cool cat
lookin like a fool
walkin downtown with yo pants on the ground!
giddyup
hey
get ur pants off the ground!
lookin like a fool
walkin, talkin with ur pants on the ground!
giddyup
hey
get ur pants off the ground!
lookin like a fool with ur pants on the ground!
gold in the mouth, hat turned side ways
pants hit the ground
call urself a cool cat
lookin like a fool
walkin, talkin with ur pants on the ground!
BOOM
down
with yo pants on the ground!
Lookin like a foool with ur pants on the ground!
with the gold in ur mouth
hat turned sideways
pants on the ground
call urself a cool cat!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Magik's Rap Battle Thread   Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:35 pm

Good job SK, what a wonderful pattern.
Your brain exceeds mine. kinda like Mr. Saturn.
You're kinda special, but it's good so far.
I think imma give you an extra gold star.

Seriously, you were doin fine.
I just had to cut in and put you back in line.
I don't wanna hurt you, but you're asking for the pain.
Take some tips from kev hart, get back up in your lane.



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