Reasons to not use Facebook

#1: Connor Rentz's posts take up more than half of the page at any given time

or you can just unfriend him

#2: One of your friends almost always posts about his views on issues in the world and if you disagree you can go f**k yourself

3: I will not work on your fucking farm.

4#: Girls never STFU
5#: Cityville and Farmville request on your notify box all day

Puffmeister wrote:

#1: Connor Rentz's posts take up more than half of the page at any given time

*Reasons not to friend Connor Rentz

6. half of your friends list will consist of edgy fedora atheists posting rape and 9/11 jokes