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MercuryHg34



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PostSubject: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:20 am

Things a Rock can do that XBone can't:
-Doesn't need an internet connection once every 24 hrs
-Can be sold and traded to friends without additional charges
-Saves money on electricity
-Doesn't make noise at all
-Is free
-Can be submerged in water without breaking
-Can be skipped across a small pond
-The limited edition "Porous" model can float on water
-Assembly/set up not required
-Can be played anywhere
-Doesn't require a camera to always be on
-Can be easily replaced if lost or stolen
-Hardly ever breaks
-If it does break, now you have more Rocks for more fun
-Can be used for self defense
-Beats scissors
-Manage-ably sized paper weight
-Can be custom painted
-Comes in different shapes and sizes
-You likely already own several in your yard
-Can be used without disrupting your family's use of the TV
-Can be placed in your garden for aesthetic pleasure
-Will withstand weather erosion for thousands of years
-Can be sold for high profit depending on type
-Doesn't cost $500 before tax at launch
-Available right now
-Doesn't require updates every so often
-Can be kept as a pet
-Can be rubbed to relieve stress
-Can be tossed at your true love's window at night to get their attention
-Can be placed in your fish tank to keep your fish busy
-Can be heated and placed under your feet or on your back for physical therapy
-is strong against bugs
-is strong against birds
-is strong against fire
-is strong against ice
-doesn't have a ton of fanboys
-doesn't have a lot of people bashing on it
-isn't trying to compete with Nintendo or Sony
-Can't potentially video tape you
-Goes through a Tumbler to get shiny, while XBone goes through a Tumblr and gets slaughtered

Things XBone can do that a Rock can't:
-TV
-Voice Control
-Internet Explorer


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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 am

If Rocks were sold, people would even buy then first than the Xbox One, oh wait!... IT´S FREEEEEE!
also, I don´t use Internet Explorer, it´s too freaking slow...
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 am

So much win.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:27 am

The last five on the list of things rocks can do, apply to Xbone too.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:32 am

But would you really do those things to your $500 entertainment system? Maybe the last one if the fan is as bad as the 360's.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:36 am

Hey, that's covered in the "doesn't cost a hilarious amount of money" bit. Let's even the playing field between rock and Xbone here. Xbone can still do those five things. If "electrocuting your fish" is "keeping it busy".
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:19 pm

At least the Rock beats scissors.

Does an XBone beat scissors? Not when the wires are cut, it doesn't.

Now that I look at the list, the Wii U can actually do some of the things a Rock can, and that's impressive.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:00 am

you missed some.
Things a Rock can do that XBone can't:
-is strong against bugs
-is strong against birds
-is strong against fire
-is strong against ice
-doesn't have a ton of fanboys
-doesn't have a lot of people bashing on it
-isn't trying to compete with Nintendo or Sony

Things XBone can do that a Rock can't:
-isn't beaten by paper
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:01 am

If you stuff paper into the Xbone's disk area, you beat it Cool
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:11 am

not necessarily, only the disk drive will be beaten, and the paper would get shredded into pieces.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:28 am

Added. Lets make the list grow!
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:30 am

Rock
Can survive a fall.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:32 am

-rock:
gets wet and it`s still in perfect condition
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:54 am

A Rock can't potentially video tape you
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:34 am

A rock goes through a tumbler and gets shiny.
An XBone goes through a Tumblr and gets slaughtered.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:51 am

That's clever, Ganon. List updated.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:47 pm

Rock: can be used for when Fleeing from a battle, not in POKEMON, but in real life Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:07 pm

That counts as self defense which is already there.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:13 pm

oh, didn´t noticed it, sorry
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 pm

-Never overheats
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:52 pm

LeafyLink wrote:
-Never overheats
Never Red Rings
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:38 am

An XBone is 429 Pounds
A Stone is 14 Pounds
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:50 am

I get it Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:02 am

It took a second but I caught on.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:40 pm

Rock: Doesn't use internet exploder to browse the internet.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:55 pm

Charlie Brown's neighbors were smart and gave him rocks on Halloween and not an Xbone.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:36 pm

http://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-removing-xbox-one-drm-514390310

R.I.P XBone vs Rock jokes, they were fun while they lasted.



On a side note, I will now refer to this console as the Xbox 180 and the Xbox 180 alone.
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PostSubject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock   Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:52 pm

I'm still going to post this list and make it spread like a meme.
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