I flushed a cockaroach down the toilet this morning

It made me feel so deliciously evil.

I'm calling PETA

When I was a wee lad down in Georgia

In the blazing heat of the summer, dozens of ladybug-looking beetles would come in and invade our humble abode

I would capture them to put them in an empty plastic bottle

When that was filled up enough, I would dump them all into the toilet and flush them

Where are the rest?

C_Mill24 wrote:

Where are the rest?

What?

Because killing things that are smaller than you gives you power