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PostSubject: funny lyrics   Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:44 am

"semen stains the mountain tops" - NMH

"have you ever had sex with a pharaoh.. i put the pussy in a sarcophagus" - yeezy

"baby its better down where its wetter take it from me" - sebastian

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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:10 pm

http://www.metrolyrics.com/who-needs-the-peace-corps-lyrics-frank-zappa.html
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:20 pm

GO TO SAN FRANCISCO
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:05 pm

got a light-skinned friend look like michael jackson
got a dark-skinned friend look like michael jackson
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:43 pm

where is god when you hate him most, when the mouths in the earth come to bite at my robes
hell sits below, you would do well to bellow at the cold, lifeless, worsening souls
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 2:26 am

call 911 - skrillix
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:23 am

I staple tape worms on my penis
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:36 am

Sugar - System of a Down

Hell, a lot of their songs qualify.
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:40 am

Feel the blood gushing from your anus
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:30 am

pull the tapeworm out of your ass 

eat all the grass, eat all the grass that you want accidents happen in the dark 

if i could have a beer with jesus (lmao)

shooting little children with the fully automatics they like to push the weak around 

can you blow my whistle baby 

no one can save us noooooow not even goooooood
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:38 pm

You all just don't understand. System of a Down is DEEP.

That said...

"Psycho, Groupie, Cocaine, Crazy, Psycho, Groupie, Coke, makes you high, makes you high, makes you really wanna go... STOP!" -Psycho, SOAD

"Popcorn everywhere; canned. Cliche Humans, organs rare" - CUBErt, SOAD

"When your stars are baked and your rivers fly, do you ever believe you were stuck in the sky?" -Peephole, SOAD

"If you point your questions, the thought will sure chew you up. But, if you want the answers, you'd better give a piece of your ass... give a piece of your ass." -Suggestions, SOAD

"Peter's Piper picked another pickle-bearing pussy pepper, why?! Meeting John and Dale Jr.'s, wink an eye and point a finger, why?! A former cop undercover, just got shot, now recovered, why?! Fighting crime with a partner, Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, why?! I-E-A-I-A-I-O! Why? And we light up the sky!" -IEAIAIO, SOAD (Believe it or not this song is about making fun of the KKK)

"I'm but a little bit bit bit show, but a little bit bit bit shame, but a little bit bit bit... bit bit bit. I'm just the man in the back, back back, I'm just demeaning the pack." -Fuck the System, SOAD

"You and me should go outside and beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em, beat 'em! All-pathetic flags waving ignorant geeks, and we'll eat 'em, eat 'em, eat 'em, eat 'em, eat 'em, eat 'em!" -U-Fig, SOAD

"Banana, Banana, Banana, Terracotta, Banana, Terracotta Pie!" -Vicinity of Obscenity, SOAD

"There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with you, there's something wrong with me, I hope your step-son doesn't eat the fish while we're crying for our next fix!" -This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song, SOAD

"Old School Hollywood Baseball, Jack Jalardi is ten feet tall. Old School Hollywood Baseball, me and Frankie Avalon." -Old School Hollywood, SOAD

"Pepperoni and Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Olives, Chives! Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes need." -Chic n' Stu, SOAD

"Books all say different things while people flap their yellow wings, trying to soar by being a whore of life and almost everything. The sheep that ran off from the herd may be dead but now's a bird, able to fly, able to die, able to fuck your mother's earth." -Know, SOAD

I'd also like to point out that the entire song "Pictures" seem as though it was made with nonsensical  lyrics.
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:44 pm

soad = sitting on a dick
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:55 pm

I don't know if you mean that in a good way or a bad way, but I suppose I'll let you keep that one for yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:58 pm

what do you mean everybody likes dicks
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:58 pm

don't you know rexos

wow
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:00 pm

what ever do you mean?
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:02 pm

about the dicks

the dicks

dicks

all <3 dicks

all <==3 dicks

<============3

(jaks joke)
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:04 pm

i mentally blocked that one dude come on
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:09 pm

im crying
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:15 pm

i <=========3 u jak
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:20 pm

excuse my badness pls
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:56 pm

if you can hear me before you see me i got king kong in the trunk
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:57 pm

IF IM IN AN AIRPORT AND YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL BED, WELL THEN WHAT KIND OF MAN DOES THAT MAKE MEEEE
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:45 am

you have no clue like toy stores without board games
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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:49 pm

Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man

Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...

It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers

One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout

It's the Night Man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man

I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night...
The passionate, passionate Night Man

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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:36 am

SpongeBob is the best
He is the bomb
He almost exploded into pieces from the pie
Every time Squidward says something really rude
SpongeBob really likes it too
SpongeBob is the boss
He is better than Patrick Star
Patrick's retarded
Even though he's still awesome
SpongeBob's awesome
He does karate
And then karate chops Sandy in half
You better know that Spongebob is the awesomest
Yeah
He cooks patties and sells them to the West
Yeah
And then you know that he's ????????? gay
Oppa SpongeBob style
SpongeBob style
Oh oh oh oh
Oppa SpongeBob style
SpongeBob style
Hey sexy fish
Oh oh oh oh
Oppa SpongeBob style
Hey Mr. Krabs
Oh oh oh oh Oppa SpongeBob style
SpongeBob style
SpongeBob's awesome
And you better respect that
SpongeBob's awesome, he is the best
He cooks patties and sells them to the West
He is the best
He cooks patties and sells them to the West, so he's the best
And then Mr. Krabs is so cheap, that the pirate from under the sea comes sees him
puts him in the locker
Yeah
But then Mr. Krabs cries like a baby
BBBBB-A-BY
SpongeBob style
.......
SpongeBob style
Oh oh oh oh
Cooking patties style
SpongeBob style
Oh oh oh oh oppa SpongeBob style
Hey sexy fish
Oh oh oh oh oppa SpongeBob style
Hey SpongeBob style
Oh oh oh oh he is awesome

Yeah, I wanna tell you something
About Plankton
Plankton is so evil
He is evil
He punches SpongeBob all the time
But he's tiny
He's like a microscopic tiny thing
Yeah
You have to use a scope thing to see him
Yeah
And then he tries to steal the recipe

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PostSubject: Re: funny lyrics   Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:24 am

haha
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