Got nothing to do, so I made some Injustice types quotes with TF2 characters.
-Soldier vs Engineer:
Soldier: You have betrayed America!
Engineer: Are you that serious?
Soldier: I thought we were allies!
Engineer: Is that because we're American?
-Soldier vs Future Engineer
Future Engineer: Don't open that Robo-Crate, son.
Soldier: You don't tell me what to do!
Future Engineer: Don't open that Robo-Crate, son.
Soldier: But I have a key!
-Soldier vs Demoman:
Soldier: Take back what you said!
Demoman: I never said anything!
-Soldier vs Alternate/Paradox Soldier:
Alternate/Paradox: Stop with the war!
Soldier: You are not me, hippie!
Soldier: You are a disgrace to America!
Alternate/Paradox Soldier: Is that to me or you?
-Scout vs. Heavy:
Scout: Heh-heh you're fat.
Heavy: And you are tiny.
Scout: Heh-heh you're fat.
Heavy: I am not fat, I am giant!
Scout: Think I'll take Sasha to a steak dinner tonight.
Heavy: No one touches Sasha.
Scout: Think I'll take Sasha to a steak dinner tonight.
Heavy: I will kill you if you do.
-Heavy vs. Alternate/Paradox Heavy:
Alternate/Paradox Heavy: It is just gun.
Heavy: Sasha is more than gun!
Alternate/Paradox Heavy: You don't need that gun.
Heavy: Sasha needs me more!