The Game Rumour Generator

http://midnightresistance.co.uk/articles/game-rumour-generator

Peter Molyneux is combining Call of Duty with Solitaire. The twist? It's the world's first 5D game.


Also, a lot of games seem to be starring Steve Buscemi...

Sega are combining Cooking Mama with Darksiders. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

Capcom is combining Doom with Moonbase Alpha. The twist? It's only for Wii U.

Sega are combining Suikoden with Suikoden.

oh shit watch out

Crytek are combining Duke Nukem with Quake. The twist? It's DLC Only.

Codemasters are combining Mass Effect with Duke Nukem. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Sega are combining Duke Nukem with Duke Nukem. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever.

50 Cent and his mates are combining Farming Simulator with Depression Quest. The twist? It's playable on Dreamcast VMUs.

Ubisoft Reflections are combining ExciteTruck with Minesweeper. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Atlus are combining Space Team with Dynasty Warriors. The twist? It's only using the colour red.

-Dave Perry and the other Dave Perry are combining Starfox with Transformers. The twist? It's playable on Dreamcast VMUs
-Nintendo are combining Apple Jack with Killzone. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive
-Crytek are combining Monster Hunter with Moonbase Alpha. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi
-RARE are combining Dwarf Fortress with Mechwarrior. The twist? It's playable on Google Glass
-The ghosts of Silicon Knights are combining Quake with Wolfenstein. The twist? It's basically the Sentient sequel we've been waiting for
-Ubisoft Reflections are combining Journey with Dark Souls. The twist? It's going to lead into Mass Effect 4
-Some guys who made ExciteTruck are combining Quake with Phoenix Wright. The twist? It's indistinguishable from reality

Those guys who made Call of Duty are combining Dead Island with Skyrim. The twist? It's crap.

I got a similar one that had to do with combining Warioware and Bomberman. The twist? It's real.

Dave Perry and the other Dave Perry are combining Hungry Hungry Hippos with Street Fighter. The twist? It's basically the Sentient sequel we've been waiting for

Codemasters are combining Farmville with Farming Simulator. The twist? It's indistinguishable from reality

Kojima Productions are combining Duke Nukem with Phoenix Wright. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title

Frank Lantz and his students are combining Farmville with Ellen Page. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title

i challenge someone to combine this with the game name generator and start matching rumors to appropriate titles

The creators of Minesweeper are combining Minesweeper with Thunderforce IV. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One

Seems legit

The CB2 Indies crowd are combining Zelda with Umihara Kawase. The twist? It's indistinguishable from reality.