Who wants to see Captain Falcon having sex with himself?

Here you go. :T

that is not how sex works
if you have ever experienced sex similar to that I would seriously consult a doctor

Based Bro wrote:

that is not how sex works
if you have ever experienced sex similar to that I would seriously consult a doctor

LOL

Based Bro wrote:

that is not how sex works
if you have ever experienced sex similar to that I would seriously consult a doctor

He had it, not me.

Then Captain Falcon needs to see a doctor.

Well.
I came.

Initially, both falcons were giving each other equal amounts of stimulation, but at the end, the first falcon got on top of the second and began doing all the work. The second falcon just laid back and took it.

That is not sex. That is Dolphin with P2's controls backwards.

If you want to get technical that's TAS. But we all know it's really sex.

god twerks in mysterious ways