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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:20 am | |
| Things a Rock can do that XBone can't: -Doesn't need an internet connection once every 24 hrs -Can be sold and traded to friends without additional charges -Saves money on electricity -Doesn't make noise at all -Is free -Can be submerged in water without breaking -Can be skipped across a small pond -The limited edition "Porous" model can float on water -Assembly/set up not required -Can be played anywhere -Doesn't require a camera to always be on -Can be easily replaced if lost or stolen -Hardly ever breaks -If it does break, now you have more Rocks for more fun -Can be used for self defense -Beats scissors -Manage-ably sized paper weight -Can be custom painted -Comes in different shapes and sizes -You likely already own several in your yard -Can be used without disrupting your family's use of the TV -Can be placed in your garden for aesthetic pleasure -Will withstand weather erosion for thousands of years -Can be sold for high profit depending on type -Doesn't cost $500 before tax at launch -Available right now -Doesn't require updates every so often -Can be kept as a pet -Can be rubbed to relieve stress -Can be tossed at your true love's window at night to get their attention -Can be placed in your fish tank to keep your fish busy -Can be heated and placed under your feet or on your back for physical therapy -is strong against bugs -is strong against birds -is strong against fire -is strong against ice -doesn't have a ton of fanboys -doesn't have a lot of people bashing on it -isn't trying to compete with Nintendo or Sony -Can't potentially video tape you -Goes through a Tumbler to get shiny, while XBone goes through a Tumblr and gets slaughtered
Things XBone can do that a Rock can't: -TV -Voice Control -Internet Explorer
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Johnny64
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 am | |
| If Rocks were sold, people would even buy then first than the Xbox One, oh wait!... IT´S FREEEEEE! also, I don´t use Internet Explorer, it´s too freaking slow...
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Dreemlan Level 4 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:26 am | |
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Dry
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:27 am | |
| The last five on the list of things rocks can do, apply to Xbone too. |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:32 am | |
| But would you really do those things to your $500 entertainment system? Maybe the last one if the fan is as bad as the 360's. |
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Dry
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:36 am | |
| Hey, that's covered in the "doesn't cost a hilarious amount of money" bit. Let's even the playing field between rock and Xbone here. Xbone can still do those five things. If "electrocuting your fish" is "keeping it busy". |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:19 pm | |
| At least the Rock beats scissors.
Does an XBone beat scissors? Not when the wires are cut, it doesn't.
Now that I look at the list, the Wii U can actually do some of the things a Rock can, and that's impressive. |
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AceEliteMaster Level 2 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:00 am | |
| you missed some. Things a Rock can do that XBone can't: -is strong against bugs -is strong against birds -is strong against fire -is strong against ice -doesn't have a ton of fanboys -doesn't have a lot of people bashing on it -isn't trying to compete with Nintendo or Sony
Things XBone can do that a Rock can't: -isn't beaten by paper |
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Dry
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:01 am | |
| If you stuff paper into the Xbone's disk area, you beat it |
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AceEliteMaster Level 2 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:11 am | |
| not necessarily, only the disk drive will be beaten, and the paper would get shredded into pieces. |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:28 am | |
| Added. Lets make the list grow! |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:30 am | |
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Johnny64
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 12, 2013 11:32 am | |
| -rock: gets wet and it`s still in perfect condition |
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AEM
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:54 am | |
| A Rock can't potentially video tape you |
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Ganonthegreat
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:34 am | |
| A rock goes through a tumbler and gets shiny. An XBone goes through a Tumblr and gets slaughtered. |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:51 am | |
| That's clever, Ganon. List updated. |
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Johnny64
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:47 pm | |
| Rock: can be used for when Fleeing from a battle, not in POKEMON, but in real life |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:07 pm | |
| That counts as self defense which is already there. |
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Johnny64
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:13 pm | |
| oh, didn´t noticed it, sorry |
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Nohrian Sadist
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:44 pm | |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:52 pm | |
| - LeafyLink wrote:
- -Never overheats
Never Red Rings |
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Ganonthegreat
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:38 am | |
| An XBone is 429 Pounds A Stone is 14 Pounds |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:50 am | |
| I get it |
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Nohrian Sadist
560 cheezetime
| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:02 am | |
| It took a second but I caught on. |
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Stuart98 Level 1 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:40 pm | |
| Rock: Doesn't use internet exploder to browse the internet. |
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C_Mill24 Level 9 CPU
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:55 pm | |
| Charlie Brown's neighbors were smart and gave him rocks on Halloween and not an Xbone. |
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Ganonthegreat
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:36 pm | |
| http://kotaku.com/microsoft-is-removing-xbox-one-drm-514390310
R.I.P XBone vs Rock jokes, they were fun while they lasted.
On a side note, I will now refer to this console as the Xbox 180 and the Xbox 180 alone. |
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MercuryHg34
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| Subject: Re: The XBone vs a Rock Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:52 pm | |
| I'm still going to post this list and make it spread like a meme. |
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